Last Minute Holidays to Madeira
There are some last-minute things that we can't champion. Like if you were about to submit an assignment or work project late, we couldn't encourage that. But luckily, we're not your boss - we're your fave travel agent (too cocky?), which means we can definitely encourage you to book a last minute holiday. Specifically, a last-minute holiday to Madeira, because that's what this page is all about, in case you missed the title. It's cool if you did, don't sweat it. Speaking of sweating, you'll probably be doing some of that in Madeira. It's basically a mini Portugal, just with less sandy beaches. Don't get your speedos in a twist though, it's still got beaches - they're just a bit on the pebbly side. But a beach is a beach, amiright? Also, Christiano Ronaldo was actually born here (in the capital of Funchal). There's a whole museum dedicated to him and everything, if you fancy a nosy. Or, if you couldn't really give a monkeys about football, then you can just kick back by the pool with a cocktail in hand, all inclusive style. Your call. (We're kinda leaning towards the second one.)
Popular last-minute holidays to Madeira
So, apparently Madeira's known for more than just the cake. We know, we were shocked too. But slabs of moist sponge aside, this place is a cracker of a destination when it comes to cheap holidays abroad, and these hotels are really up there, too. Well, if sipping Madeiran wine by the pool, indulging in a cheeky sauna sesh and hitting the diving centre for a bit of underwater exploring is your bag, that is. And if it's not, then...you okay?
Last-minute holidays to Madeira for couples
If you're all Netflix-and-chilled out, it's probably time to level up your date night to a couples' holiday instead. Thankfully, Madeira's got the chilled vibes covered. In fact, we can see it now: the two of you lazing around in the sun, slathered in suncream and clinking your glasses of poncha. That's a traditional Madeiran drink BTW, not to be confused with the 00's fashion crime known as the poncho. Just to get that clear. If you book last minute, you could be hitting the beach, catching some Z's by the pool (fact: poolside naps hit so much harder), and hopping in a cable car to see Funchal from the sky - all as early as next weekend! Just remember to leave the poncho at home though, yeah? No one needs that comeback.
Last-minute beachfront Madeira holidays
Listen, if there's a beach (and with us, there usually is), then we don't just want some distant view of it. We don't want it to be shuttle-ride away or even a 'short stroll'. We want it right there, in our faces. We want to hear the waves and the clatter of buckets and spades. We want to smell the seaweed and the cheese toasties. You get the idea. Thankfully, so do these hotels in Madeira, because they're right smack-bang along the beachfront. We could blabber on about them a bit more, but honestly you're probably sick of reading by now, and we think these views speak for themselves. So, take it away guys...